Speed
Mobile and desktop Lighthouse scores, Core Web Vitals, and what's dragging them down.
You get: the score, what changed since last month, and the specific asset or script causing the regression.
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Most sites get checked once, at launch, and never again. Speed regresses, security headers drift,
accessibility breaks with every redesign, links rot, and if someone asks ChatGPT or
Google's AI Overview for a recommendation in your category, you don't get to see whether you
were in the answer. This retainer checks all of it, monthly, and tells you exactly what to fix.
Mobile and desktop Lighthouse scores, Core Web Vitals, and what's dragging them down. You get: the score, what changed since last month, and the specific asset or script causing the regression. The site checked at real breakpoints: overflow, broken layouts, tap targets that don't work. You get: screenshots at mobile/tablet/desktop and a list of anything actually broken, not a guess. Headers, SSL/TLS configuration, and the basic hardening most small-business sites skip. You get: what's missing and the exact header or config change that fixes it. Alt text, contrast, semantic structure: the checks that keep the site usable and out of legal risk. You get: a prioritized list, ranked by effort vs. impact, not a wall of 40 items.
Structured data, crawlability, content structure, and freshness signals, graded A–F,
plus a fixed set of real prompts your customers would plausibly ask, run monthly against
ChatGPT, Google's AI Overview, and Perplexity.
You get: whether your business was named or cited, whether competitors were, and the exact prompt wording so you can verify it yourself. Every internal link crawled; dead links and redirect chains flagged before a customer hits them. You get: the exact URLs, not a vague "some links may be broken."
Plus month-over-month tracking across all six sections, and. If you provide read-only GA4
access: a monthly digest of sessions, users, key-event conversions, and channel mix, so
you're not reading raw exports yourself.
$125/month, billed monthly, no minimum term. This is monitoring and diagnosis across all six
sections, not a media buy or a guarantee, see what it is and isn't below.
Fix sprints, speed overhauls, AI phone agents, lead automation, tracking setup, local visibility,
full site rebuilds, each one scoped from work already shipped for a real business.
Built for owner-operated local and small businesses, one or a handful of locations, a
website that's supposed to be doing work for them. If you've never checked whether the site is
fast, secure, accessible, and whether ChatGPT knows your business exists, this is built to answer
all of that every month, cheaply, without a sales process in the way.
No. Nobody can guarantee what a third-party AI model returns for a given prompt, and this site won't claim otherwise. What's guaranteed is the check itself: the same audit and the same set of prompts, run and reported every month, so you can see whether things are moving in the right direction. Regular SEO targets ranking in a list of ten blue links. AEO (AI/answer-engine optimization) targets being the answer, the thing an AI model names or quotes directly. The technical groundwork overlaps, but the citation-monitoring piece here is specific to AI engines, not Google's classic search results. No. It's optional. Without it, you still get all six sections of the audit (speed, mobile, security, accessibility, AI visibility, links). With read-only GA4 access (Viewer role, added in your GA4 Admin → Property Access Management), a monthly digest of your traffic and conversion numbers is added on top. Yes. This is month-to-month with no minimum term and no cancellation fee.
Month-to-month, cancel anytime. After checkout you'll be asked for your domain and
analytics access, or send those now with the form below, and the first audit starts sooner.
Or email first if you'd rather ask a question.
Is your website actually healthy: speed, security, and whether ChatGPT even knows you exist?
A six-section audit lands in your inbox. Nothing vague, nothing you have to interpret.
Speed
Mobile rendering
Security posture
Accessibility
AI visibility (AEO)
Broken links
One price. No setup fee. No sales call.
The audit tells you what to fix. These are the add-ons that fix it.
What it is
What it isn't
Local and small businesses who want to know, not guess.
Direct answers.
Will this guarantee my business shows up in ChatGPT or Google's AI answers?
How is this different from regular SEO?
Do I have to give you GA4 access?
Can I cancel anytime?
$125/mo. Sign up, then tell me about your business.